investings:

if I have to fight for your attention I probably won’t even want it anymore

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lovemetoinfinity:

fancypancakes:

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

so true

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pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

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  • first album: Up All Night
  • second album: Take Me Home
  • third album: Midnight Memories
  • fourth album: Walk Of Shame

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bloujobs:

cozyharold:

when your friend calls you a “gold digging cock slut”

image

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ziamorgasm:

From no one coming to his 16th birthday to 80,000 coming to his 21st birthday

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intriguers:

how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?

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pilosopogyno:

This man, James Verone, robbed a bank for one dollar. Why only one dollar? Because he knew that in prison he could get the medical care he could not afford with his part time salary as a convenience store clerk. He was approved for food stamps, but they did little to help his finances. Between his back problems, carpel tunnel, and arthritis, he simply couldn’t handle the pain any longer.
On June 9th, he sent a letter to his local paper, the Gaston Gazette, that stated: “When you receive this a bank robbery will have been committed by me. this robbery is being committed by me for one dollar. I am of sound mind but not so much sound body.”
He then took a cab to the RBC Bank, and handed the teller a note asking for one dollar and medical attention. He quietly took a seat in the lobby and waited for police to arrive.
Since Verone only stole one dollar, he was only charged with larceny. His bail, which he doesn’t plan to pay is set at $2,000, reduced from the normal $100,000. He’s scheduled to see a doctor this Friday, and hopes to get foot surgery, back surgery and to have a protrusion on his check treated.   
To me, this is the perfect example of how disturbingly corrupt and unjust our health care system has become under HMO’s. For this man, or any person for that matter, feels that he needs to be imprisoned just to see a doctor, is ridiculous. 
This is exactly what I hate about America. Why is it that you can buy an entire house with money you don’t have, but still can’t apply for health care if you don’t meet the requirements? That’s messed up.

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nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

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foxxbites:

calmhazza:

1dareminexx:

22yearsoflou:

bowtiesharry:

silenced-and-controlled:

swaggyboredfaace:

fucking shit. if you run a 1D blog and don’t reblog this i’m seriously judging you.

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS

i’m not crying i promise

if you say that one direction can’t sing you are 287% wrong and this is proof

Had too…😊

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN?!?!!!!!! I having

THIS WAS BEAUTIFUL.

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imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

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